Home For The Holidays

It’s that time of year… time to head home for the holidays to celebrate Thanksgiving with the fam.

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Some of us look forward to a magical holiday while some others of us have family gatherings that always end up a cluster-f@*%. There’s Mom who partakes too heavily into the libations, the Uncle won’t stop talking politics or the brother who brings up tails of your ex boo with your new bae.
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As fabulous as the holidays are, they can also be stressful A.F., especially if you’re traveling with your significant other and are staying with family. Being that you’re a captive audience, you’ll probably be spending a lot of time with family in close quarters. Watching Netflix or playing games is all good but what do you do when you want some ‘stress relief’ and get a hankering for a hook up?
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With family obligations, paper thin walls, squeaky beds and creaking floors, it’s easy to feel cockblocked. If you’re staying at Granny’s house, reaping the benefits of a stress-busting orgasm might take a bit of creeping and creativity but there is no reason that you can’t ‘get it on’ while on holiday.
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Here’s something to be thankful for… 7 tips to sneaking around on Turkey Day:
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  • 1. Move the bed- Moving the bed away from the wall will prevent the headboard from banging up against it or, move to the floor and voila, no more noisy headboard. 🛏
  • 2. Don’t settle for footsie under the table- Try a clandestine handjob during dinner. (Make sure you know right from left or you may end up grabbing the wrong persons junk!) 👣
  • 3. 69 time- Sometimes oral is just the right choice. If both of your mouths are busy… things should stay relatively quiet. 👅
  • 4. Try mutual masturbation- Use your hands to get each other off and stroke your way to orgasmic bliss. 👐
  • 5. Use extra quiet sex toys- Luxury toys are discrete, whisper-quiet and perfect for undercover action— keeping your merrymaking off the radar. 🎉
  • 6. The Car- While everyone is off in their food comas head off to the car for some stealthy sex. 🚘
  • 7. Hot tub or shower- The running water will drown out the sound. Careful with the lubricant though… when lube is involved, bathtubs and showers can become extremely slippery! 🛁

 

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